Actual conversation from work yesterday:<\/p>\n
Coworker: Hey, the vendor put the wrong video card in this box.
\nMe: Could be worse, they could have just put a ham sandwich in there.
\nCW: Yeah, could lead to hardware incompatibilities.
\nMe: Well, maybe if it had a PCI-X interface…
\nCW: The good news is that Mac OS X and Windows 7 already have the right drivers.
\nMe: Yeah, but the Mac drivers really only work best with the iSandwich.
\nCW: The iSandwich tastes awesome, but it’s a bit pricey, and a few breads don’t work well.
\nMe: I hear iSandwich 2.0 will be able to handle double-deckers and tortilla wraps.
\nCW: Either way you’ll have to get permission from the Condiment Industry Association of America to send sandwich description files to your friends.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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