{"id":1073,"date":"2009-05-17T21:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-05-17T21:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2009\/05\/17\/the-hammer-fell-on-me\/"},"modified":"2009-05-17T21:44:00","modified_gmt":"2009-05-17T21:44:00","slug":"the-hammer-fell-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2009\/05\/17\/the-hammer-fell-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The Hammer Fell &#8211; On Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I give. I suck so much at Starcraft that I can&#8217;t beat the last Terran mission even by using the resources, supplies, map, and quick build cheats. The only thing left would be to hit the automatic &#8220;I WIN&#8221; cheat, which sort of defeats any residual point. (One of the &#8220;Monty Python&#8221; CD games included an &#8220;I WIN&#8221; button at the very beginning, which if pressed, declared the player the winner, presented a fanfare, and ended the game.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wondering if I ought to bother with Starcraft II after all. Besides, there&#8217;s always Diablo III.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I give. I suck so much at Starcraft that I can&#8217;t beat the last Terran mission even by using the resources, supplies, map, and quick build cheats. The only thing left would be to hit the automatic &#8220;I WIN&#8221; cheat, which sort of defeats any residual point. (One of the &#8220;Monty Python&#8221; CD games [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[47,57,88,34],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-diablo","tag-pain","tag-starcraft","tag-videogames"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-hj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}