{"id":1100,"date":"2009-08-28T12:02:00","date_gmt":"2009-08-28T12:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2009\/08\/28\/like-a-sledgehammer-to-the-gut\/"},"modified":"2009-08-28T12:02:00","modified_gmt":"2009-08-28T12:02:00","slug":"like-a-sledgehammer-to-the-gut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2009\/08\/28\/like-a-sledgehammer-to-the-gut\/","title":{"rendered":"Like a sledgehammer to the gut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Recap of yesterday:<\/p>\n<p>40 minutes into my hour commute, halfway across the Monitor-Merrimac bridge, when my usual mild morning nausea turned powerful, and changed over to intense pain. I don&#8217;t know how to describe it to anyone who&#8217;s not felt it, but one would gladly give up PIN codes and passwords just to make it stop. I got the car to work, and the pain briefly subsided, but as I walked into my office, back it came. I was floored &#8211; literally. I fell to the ground in the fetal position, moaning.<\/p>\n<p>My co-workers found me, and called the ambulance. My work managed to reach Starr, and she met me in the Emergency Room. I felt quite certain I&#8217;d experienced a flareup of 2006&#8217;s diverticulitis. The doctor found it likely, but decided to do a CAT scan to be sure. I spent an hour drinking a nasty &#8216;lemonade&#8217; drink, and then they put me in the big donut.<\/p>\n<p>Well, no diverticulitis. The CAT scan says I have gallstones, and the doctor says they&#8217;ll need to remove my gall bladder. I&#8217;m really less than thrilled with this, if for no other reason that I&#8217;ve just spent a couple of years trying to improve my diet, and now that I&#8217;ve got it where I like it, I may have to make further changes. More importantly, I&#8217;m not thrilled with this ongoing loss of body parts fate is demanding from me.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I can&#8217;t go back to work until I&#8217;ve seen the surgeon. At this rate, I don&#8217;t even know when they&#8217;ll want to do the surgery. I&#8217;m on Vicodin, antibiotics, and nausea medication, and sitting in bed playing with my Wii. But I&#8217;ve been reminded over the past 24 hours that I remain a lucky man &#8211; I may be losing an organ, but I&#8217;ve got insurance that&#8217;ll pay for it, and the support of many wonderful people to back me up. Starr&#8217;s been a treasure, there for me every time I needed comfort or assistance. I&#8217;m thankful.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I just have to figure out how to retrieve my car from work.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Recap of yesterday: 40 minutes into my hour commute, halfway across the Monitor-Merrimac bridge, when my usual mild morning nausea turned powerful, and changed over to intense pain. I don&#8217;t know how to describe it to anyone who&#8217;s not felt it, but one would gladly give up PIN codes and passwords just to make it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[56,57,13],"class_list":["post-1100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-hyundai","tag-pain","tag-work"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-hK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}