{"id":1102,"date":"2009-09-11T09:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-11T09:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2009\/09\/11\/data-from-a-eight-foot-medical-tricorder\/"},"modified":"2009-09-11T09:48:00","modified_gmt":"2009-09-11T09:48:00","slug":"data-from-a-eight-foot-medical-tricorder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2009\/09\/11\/data-from-a-eight-foot-medical-tricorder\/","title":{"rendered":"Data from a eight-foot medical tricorder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The doctors have scheduled me for gall bladder surgery on Wednesday. Everyone is telling me it&#8217;s a perfected procedure, I&#8217;ll be home that afternoon, and that I&#8217;m really not likely to miss it all that much. And y&#8217;know, I happen to be married to a registered nurse. So, okay, I&#8217;m about as optimistic as one could possibly be about this.<\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s something I didn&#8217;t get around to mentioning back on the 28th. The CAT scan that revealed the gallstones also displayed a mass on my kidney, which the doctors wanted to follow up on. Yesterday, I got the lowdown, complete with pictures.<\/p>\n<p>The mass is a tennis-ball-sized lump of tissue on my kidney, and the doctors are quite certain that it needs to come out. This is no outpatient laproscopic surgery, either; they&#8217;ll have to cut me open and remove it the old-fashioned way, and I&#8217;ll be on my back for days afterwards. The good news is that the artery and ureter aren&#8217;t involved, and I&#8217;ll still have half a good kidney on that side when they&#8217;re done.<\/p>\n<p>I took the news pretty calmly, and waited until after a good lunch and an afternoon nap before having a meltdown. (That mostly involved tripping over sentences I&#8217;m trying to assemble, and getting a little strident in my tones from time to time. Yeah, I&#8217;m a fireball.) Luckily I had Starr and a couple other understanding friends there, who even kept offering me a little alcohol if I thought it would take the edge off. Not my speed, but I appreciated the goodwill.<\/p>\n<p>So, the kidney surgery will probably be in three weeks or so, and I&#8217;ll be posting more details as I have them. Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The doctors have scheduled me for gall bladder surgery on Wednesday. Everyone is telling me it&#8217;s a perfected procedure, I&#8217;ll be home that afternoon, and that I&#8217;m really not likely to miss it all that much. And y&#8217;know, I happen to be married to a registered nurse. So, okay, I&#8217;m about as optimistic as one [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[115,8,57,91],"class_list":["post-1102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-cancer","tag-friends","tag-pain","tag-starr"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-hM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1102"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1102\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}