The phrase “modern TARDIS traveller” popped into my head, and about 90 minutes later this followed. I’m not going to apologize to Gilbert and Sullivan: they’re cool.<\/p>\n
—<\/p>\n
I am the very model of a modern TARDIS traveller,
\nI am a timey-wimey-wibbly-wobbly plot unraveller,
\nI know the queens of Venus, and I fight the villains terrible
\nThe Daleks and the Cybermen in battle armor wearable;<\/p>\n
I’m very well acquainted, too, with genius spatio-temporal,
\nWith Omega and Rassilon and others far less sensible,
\nI understand the tricks of navigating ’round the Time Vortex\u2026 (erm\u2026 erm\u2026)
\nBut still have some confusion ’bout the motives of the fairer sex!<\/p>\n
(But still have some confusion ’bout the motives of the fairer sex – but still have some confusion ’bout the motives of the fairer sex – but still have some confusion ’bout the motives of the fairer-fairer sex!)<\/p>\n
From Earth I’m pledged to keep marauding nightmares safely far away,
\nIncluding massed invasion by the Time Lord planet Gallifrey
\nAnd as a timey-wimey-wibbly-wobbly plot unraveller,
\nI am the very model of a modern TARDIS traveller!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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