{"id":164,"date":"2002-08-11T01:29:00","date_gmt":"2002-08-11T01:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2002\/08\/11\/164\/"},"modified":"2002-08-11T01:29:00","modified_gmt":"2002-08-11T01:29:00","slug":"164","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2002\/08\/11\/164\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following web test I took contains speculation on my sexual habits which may or may not be accurate. So I&#8217;m figuring that&#8217;s a really good way to get people to click on the link.<\/p>\n<p><!--more speaks for itself:--><\/p>\n<table width=400 border=0 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td width=25><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/userpic\/2283477\"><\/td>\n<td width=350 align=\"center\" style=\"font-size:18px; text-transform:uppercase; border-top: 2px solid #0000CC; color:#000000; background:#FFFFFF\"><b>mikailborg<\/b><\/td>\n<td width=25><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/userpic\/2283475\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr style=\"background:#FFFFFF\">\n<td style=\"border-left: 2px solid #0000CC\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" height=1 width=1><\/td>\n<td>\n<table width=350>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color:#000000\">probability that <b>mikailborg<\/b> has masturbated today:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:#CC0000\"><b>97%<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color:#000000\"><b>mikailborg<\/b>&#8216;s lucky number is:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:#CC0000\"><b>42<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"color:#000000\"><b>mikailborg<\/b> is most like the color <b>#365f4c<\/b>:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color:#CC0000\"><b><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.livejournal.com\/img\/dot.gif?resize=30%2C15\" style=\"background-color:#365f4c\" width=\"30\" height=\"15\"><\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td colspan=2 align=\"center\">\n<form action=\"http:\/\/www.adcott.com\/analyse\/\" method=\"post\" style=\"margin:0; color:#000000\"><b>username:<\/b> <input type=\"text\" name=\"username\" size=10 maxlength=15> <input type=\"submit\" name=\"submit\" value=\"Go!\" style=\"background:#FFFFFF; border: solid 2px #0000CC; color:#0000CC; font-weight:bold; font-size: 8pt;\"><\/form>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"border-right: 2px solid #0000CC\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"\" height=1 width=1><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=25><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/userpic\/2283480\"><\/td>\n<td align=\"center\" style=\"border-bottom: 2px solid #0000CC; font-size:8pt; color:#000000; background:#FFFFFF\">by <a href=\"http:\/\/adcott.livejournal.com\" style=\"color:#0000CC\">James<\/a><\/td>\n<td width=25><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/userpic\/2283479\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following web test I took contains speculation on my sexual habits which may or may not be accurate. 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