Today’s Dumb Thing To Say:
\nRadio Announcer 1: The crows are huge around here!
\nRadio Announcer 2: They’re like chickens!
\nRadio Announcer 1: Yeah, well I’d like to see a crow lay an egg!<\/p>\n
Today’s Dumb Thing To Do:
\nAfter tracing a cryptic 911 call, police found a woman naked, bound, and gagged in the back of a car. When untied, the woman asked, “What are you guys doing here?” Apparently this was a bit of kinky role-playing, and the boyfriend thought it would add spice to actually call the police. The VHF amplifier had no comment. (No, sorry, I made that last sentence up.)<\/i><\/p>\n
This Morning’s Good Thing:
\nDespite attempts by a Blacksburg landlord to claim that the hosting computer for elfie.org is actually an international terrorist, elfie is back on-line, and I am once again in e-mail contact with the world. Also, LiveJournal seems to be working again, and I will be very careful with my posting client until I can verify that it’s not the one flooding the network.<\/p>\n
Last Night’s Bad Thing:
\nI spent late last evening and most of overnight blackly depressed. I’ve come out the other side now, but memo to myself: Don’t watch ER when you are feeling that way.<\/p>\n
Tonight’s Possibly Good, Possibly Bad Thing:
\nSheVaCon starts tonight.<\/p>\n