{"id":221,"date":"2003-03-06T10:57:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-06T10:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2003\/03\/06\/this-is-for-rain\/"},"modified":"2003-03-06T10:57:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-06T10:57:00","slug":"this-is-for-rain","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2003\/03\/06\/this-is-for-rain\/","title":{"rendered":"This is for Rain"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The &#8220;quote of the day&#8221; I just got from logging into <a HREF=\"http:\/\/www.elfie.org\/\" target=\"_new\">elfie<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p>Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the<br \/>\ndriver&#8217;s brain is in a fog. See also &#8220;Idiot Lights&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The &#8220;quote of the day&#8221; I just got from logging into elfie: Fog Lamps, n.: Excessively (often obnoxiously) bright lamps mounted on the fronts of automobiles; used on dry, clear nights to indicate that the driver&#8217;s brain is in a fog. See also &#8220;Idiot Lights&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,18],"class_list":["post-221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-humor","tag-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-3z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=221"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/221\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}