{"id":273,"date":"2003-10-20T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-20T19:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2003\/10\/20\/ive-avoided-these-for-so-long\/"},"modified":"2003-10-20T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2003-10-20T19:00:00","slug":"ive-avoided-these-for-so-long","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2003\/10\/20\/ive-avoided-these-for-so-long\/","title":{"rendered":"I’ve avoided these for so long…"},"content":{"rendered":"

… but this one just gives such great answers.<\/p>\n

I will conquer: The Moon. Beat that. (Where I will build The Alan Parsons Project.)<\/i>
\nMy title will be: Bill Gates. (I think I might enjoy the position more than the current holder.)<\/i>
\nI will succeed by: Brute military force (Robot Hunter Killers.) (“using wave after wave of my own men…”)<\/i>
\nMy Enforcers will be: LV-426 Aliens. (I’m fine as long as no one sends Predators or Sigourney Weaver after me.)<\/i>
\nMy first act as ruler: Make smoking a capital crime. (… I’m just leaving that one where it is.)<\/i><\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
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… but this one just gives such great answers. I will conquer: The Moon. Beat that. (Where I will build The Alan Parsons Project.) My title will be: Bill Gates. (I think I might enjoy the position more than the current holder.) I will succeed by: Brute military force (Robot Hunter Killers.) (“using wave after […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-memes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-4p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}