{"id":282,"date":"2003-11-29T21:33:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-29T21:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2003\/11\/29\/worse-than-the-classic-trek-edition\/"},"modified":"2003-11-29T21:33:00","modified_gmt":"2003-11-29T21:33:00","slug":"worse-than-the-classic-trek-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2003\/11\/29\/worse-than-the-classic-trek-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Worse than the Classic Trek edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B00005BM41\/qid=1070159444\/br=1-7\/ref=br_lf_t_7\/\/102-2751123-0185744?v=glance&#038;s=toys&#038;n=171442\" target=\"_new\">Arwen Barbie and Aragorn Ken<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Excuse me while my brain explodes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arwen Barbie and Aragorn Ken. Excuse me while my brain explodes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[26],"class_list":["post-282","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-lotr"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-4y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=282"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/282\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=282"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=282"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=282"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}