{"id":305,"date":"2004-05-02T18:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-02T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/05\/02\/yeah-sometimes-im-no-fun\/"},"modified":"2004-05-02T18:35:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-02T18:35:00","slug":"yeah-sometimes-im-no-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/05\/02\/yeah-sometimes-im-no-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Yeah, sometimes I&#8217;m no fun."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Saw &#8220;The Matrix Reloaded&#8221; again last night. Like a lot of modern action movies, there&#8217;s parts of it I just can&#8217;t enjoy as much as the filmmakers intended me to.<\/p>\n<p>In the Matrix trilogy, both the good guys and the bad go through a lot of bystanders. We do get a pious little speech from Morpheus in the first film discussing that some of the village may have to be burned down to save it, but I don&#8217;t think that improves the freedom fighters&#8217; moral ground much. From the perspective of the ordinary, unknowing inhabitant of the Matrix, those from Zion would indeed seem like terrorists in a lot of their actions.<\/p>\n<p>But the freeway scene is the bit that always gets me. True, most of the random destruction in that scene is caused by the &#8220;bad guys&#8221;, but it doesn&#8217;t make it much better for me. Live though one near-fatal car accident in real life, and one&#8217;s attention moves from the cool kung-fu move that Agent did off the hood of a car, to the poor driver who was just trying to get home from work and is now chunky salsa all over the road. Boom &#8211; the sequence is not fun for me anymore, and now I just want it over. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>You know, the Machines seem disorganized and barely in control of their own creation in these movies. We saw in Mouse&#8217;s death how the Machines can hack the Matrix for their own use. Why not just make the small tweak [set ZION_VEHICLE_GAS to &#8220;0&#8221;] in that sequence? There&#8217;d be a lot less mass destruction, ghostly apparitions, and Agent possessions to explain away later.<\/p>\n<p>Even better &#8211; don&#8217;t want to fight Morpheus and Trinity, who&#8217;ve gone through a lot of your Agents as it is? [set ZION_VEHICLE_FUEL_TYPE to &#8220;fighter aircraft fuel&#8221;] &#8211; as soon as a little of that hits the spark plugs, the KeyMaker and the Zion rebels won&#8217;t be a problem. Maybe the Machines just aren&#8217;t very creative on their own.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Saw &#8220;The Matrix Reloaded&#8221; again last night. Like a lot of modern action movies, there&#8217;s parts of it I just can&#8217;t enjoy as much as the filmmakers intended me to. In the Matrix trilogy, both the good guys and the bad go through a lot of bystanders. We do get a pious little speech from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,33,22],"class_list":["post-305","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-movies","tag-philosophy","tag-software"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-4V","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=305"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/305\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}