{"id":323,"date":"2004-06-16T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2004-06-16T09:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/06\/16\/i-should-never-have-asked-him-to-grow-those-plants\/"},"modified":"2004-06-16T09:37:00","modified_gmt":"2004-06-16T09:37:00","slug":"i-should-never-have-asked-him-to-grow-those-plants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/06\/16\/i-should-never-have-asked-him-to-grow-those-plants\/","title":{"rendered":"I should never have asked him to grow *those* plants"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the Final Fantasy XI players: what happens if you push your moogle too far.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.machall.com\/\" target=\"_new\">MacHall<\/a> (if you&#8217;re tuning in late, you want the Wed. June 16, 2004 issue)<\/p>\n<p>Almost makes me wish I could play Morrowind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the Final Fantasy XI players: what happens if you push your moogle too far. MacHall (if you&#8217;re tuning in late, you want the Wed. June 16, 2004 issue) Almost makes me wish I could play Morrowind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[31,34],"class_list":["post-323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-comics","tag-videogames"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-5d","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=323"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/323\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}