{"id":351,"date":"2004-08-09T12:53:00","date_gmt":"2004-08-09T12:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/08\/09\/cruel-cruel-cable-masters\/"},"modified":"2004-08-09T12:53:00","modified_gmt":"2004-08-09T12:53:00","slug":"cruel-cruel-cable-masters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/08\/09\/cruel-cruel-cable-masters\/","title":{"rendered":"Cruel, cruel cable masters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/5296598\/\" target=\"_new\">The Sci-Fi Channel Loves Me!<\/a> They are showing an original Bruce Campbell movie next year. Who cares if it sucks like most SFC movies; Campbell is a man who can make nearly anything watchable. If he&#8217;d been in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rottentomatoes.com\/m\/battlefield_earth\/\" target=\"_new\">Battlefield: Earth<\/a>, I might not have wanted to projectile vomit while in the theater.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/5296598\/\" target=\"_new\">The Sci-Fi Channel Hates Me!<\/a> (same article) They plan to do a <a href=\"http:\/\/filmforce.ign.com\/articles\/504\/504684p1.html\" target=\"_new\">miniseries<\/a> next year of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.larryniven.org\/reviews\/58.htm\" target=\"_new\">Larry Niven&#8217;s <i>Ringworld<\/i><\/a>. Excuse me while I curl up in a ball and whimper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Sci-Fi Channel Loves Me! They are showing an original Bruce Campbell movie next year. Who cares if it sucks like most SFC movies; Campbell is a man who can make nearly anything watchable. If he&#8217;d been in Battlefield: Earth, I might not have wanted to projectile vomit while in the theater. The Sci-Fi Channel [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[30,36],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-movies","tag-tv"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-5F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}