{"id":373,"date":"2004-09-06T23:36:00","date_gmt":"2004-09-06T23:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/09\/06\/further-reading-from-the-book-of-muffin\/"},"modified":"2004-09-06T23:36:00","modified_gmt":"2004-09-06T23:36:00","slug":"further-reading-from-the-book-of-muffin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/09\/06\/further-reading-from-the-book-of-muffin\/","title":{"rendered":"Further reading from The Book Of Muffin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/teo592\/quiz2\/muffin.html\" target=\"new\"><\/p>\n<h3>Try me! I&#8217;m Chocolate Chip<\/h3>\n<p><\/a><br \/>\nOr at least, I would be if I was a muffin. *grin* People who match chocolate chip muffins are modern and fast-paced, if a bit generic. We&#8217;re usually go-getters that like flashy new things and socializing. Just don&#8217;t try eating us before we&#8217;ve baked; raw eggs and baker&#8217;s chocolate are a bad mix. *wink*<\/p>\n<p>Take the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/teo592\/quiz2\/muffin.html\" target=\"new\">Muffin Quiz<\/a> to find out your variety. Quiz created by LJ user <a href=\"http:\/\/seeking_insight.livejournal.com\/\" target=\"new\">Seeking_Insight<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, Muffin is the path to Illumination. No Hot Dog Buns!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Try me! I&#8217;m Chocolate Chip Or at least, I would be if I was a muffin. *grin* People who match chocolate chip muffins are modern and fast-paced, if a bit generic. We&#8217;re usually go-getters that like flashy new things and socializing. Just don&#8217;t try eating us before we&#8217;ve baked; raw eggs and baker&#8217;s chocolate are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[58,54,15],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-discordia","tag-food","tag-memes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-61","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}