{"id":396,"date":"2004-10-19T10:29:00","date_gmt":"2004-10-19T10:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/10\/19\/packet-sized-hail\/"},"modified":"2004-10-19T10:29:00","modified_gmt":"2004-10-19T10:29:00","slug":"packet-sized-hail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2004\/10\/19\/packet-sized-hail\/","title":{"rendered":"Packet-sized Hail"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>All Hail The <a href=\"http:\/\/vileone.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">vileone<\/a>!<\/h3>\n<p>Celebrate another year of his cursed existence!<\/p>\n<p>And All Hail <a href=\"http:\/\/madwriter.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">madwriter<\/a> also because I&#8217;m a bit behind on birthdays!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All Hail The vileone! Celebrate another year of his cursed existence! And All Hail madwriter also because I&#8217;m a bit behind on birthdays!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,8],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-birthdays","tag-friends"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-6o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}