Yoda is clearly a much better teacher of the Jedi way than Obi-Wan Kenobi. One month with Luke, and Yoda had him ready to take out Darth Vader with a match-and-a-rematch; Obi-Wan had Anakin for, what, 7 or 8 years and never quite managed to teach him that “The vengeful destruction of entire communities is *bad*, dude.”<\/p>\n
—–<\/p>\n
Spaceship engines I have invented (or helped invent):<\/p>\n
The Noodle Drive – powered by the reaction between pasta and antipasto<\/p>\n
The Arel Drive – twisting space by the efforts of anime fans and Nihonjin exchange students trying to get each other’s consonants right<\/p>\n
The Warped Drive – converting the libido of freshman college students to energy (still theoretical only, every piece of experimental equipment has melted or gotten icky)<\/p>\n
Yes, most of these inventions did involve sleep deprivation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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