{"id":476,"date":"2005-06-10T17:47:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-10T17:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2005\/06\/10\/birthday-icon-and-filk\/"},"modified":"2005-06-10T17:47:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-10T17:47:00","slug":"birthday-icon-and-filk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2005\/06\/10\/birthday-icon-and-filk\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday, icon, and filk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to <a href=\"http:\/\/yubbie.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">yubbie<\/a> &#8211; hope he and <a href=\"http:\/\/collenk.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">collenk<\/a> have special plans this weekend!<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/elfie.org\/~mikail\/journal\/darth-humperdink.gif?resize=100%2C80\" alt=\"Darth Humperdink\" height=\"80\" width=\"100\"><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been threatening to write this one for ages. <!--more A new filk for Keith...--><\/p>\n<p>My my! At Arkham U your mysteries were examined<br \/>\nOh no! And I have met my destiny in quite a sick&#8217;ning way&#8230;<br \/>\nThat creepy old book on the shelf<br \/>\nIt seems to be reading itself!<\/p>\n<p>Cthulhu! My sanity blasted by blood and gore<br \/>\nCthulhu! Monsters they lurk behind every door!<br \/>\nCthulhu! Couldn&#8217;t escape, though I wanted to<br \/>\nCthulhu! Knowing my fate is to service you.<br \/>\nCthulhu! Finally facing you, Cthulhu.<\/p>\n<p>My my! I tried to send you back but you were stronger<br \/>\nOh no! And now I know I never had a chance to win this fight<br \/>\nI didn&#8217;t have sense to refuse<br \/>\nThat knowledge forbidden to use!<\/p>\n<p>Cthulhu! My sanity blasted by blood and gore<br \/>\nCthulhu! Monsters they lurk behind every door!<br \/>\nCthulhu! Couldn&#8217;t escape, though I wanted to<br \/>\nCthulhu! Knowing my fate is to service you.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t have sense to refuse<br \/>\nThat knowledge forbidden to use!<\/p>\n<p>Cthulhu! My sanity blasted by blood and gore<br \/>\nCthulhu! Monsters they lurk behind every door!<br \/>\nCthulhu! Couldn&#8217;t escape, though I wanted to<br \/>\nCthulhu! Knowing my fate is to service you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Happy birthday to yubbie &#8211; hope he and collenk have special plans this weekend! I&#8217;ve been threatening to write this one for ages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[61,29,43,11],"class_list":["post-476","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-birthdays","tag-filking","tag-humor","tag-music"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-7G","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=476"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/476\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=476"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=476"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=476"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}