{"id":478,"date":"2005-06-23T08:13:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-23T08:13:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2005\/06\/23\/the-stars-are-right-again\/"},"modified":"2005-06-23T08:13:00","modified_gmt":"2005-06-23T08:13:00","slug":"the-stars-are-right-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2005\/06\/23\/the-stars-are-right-again\/","title":{"rendered":"The stars are right again"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/2056-06-22\/horoscope\/\" target=\"_new\">Sci-Fi Horoscope<\/a>, from a link seen on <a href=\"http:\/\/tzel.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">tzel<\/a>&#8216;s journal. I&#8217;m only posting this because it&#8217;s completely accurate:<\/p>\n<p>Kirbii (Oct. 14&#8212;Nov. 20)<br \/>\nYou will be unable to shake the feeling that society at large would be improved by even more chunky, quasi-cubist levitating machinery of mystic origin, as well as the increased use of triple exclamation points by the general populace.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is my Sci-Fi Horoscope, from a link seen on tzel&#8216;s journal. I&#8217;m only posting this because it&#8217;s completely accurate: Kirbii (Oct. 14&#8212;Nov. 20) You will be unable to shake the feeling that society at large would be improved by even more chunky, quasi-cubist levitating machinery of mystic origin, as well as the increased use [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[31,43,15],"class_list":["post-478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-comics","tag-humor","tag-memes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-7I","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=478"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/478\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}