1. Open up your CD player, what’s inside?<\/p>\n
At home: The Hampsterdance Song CD single<\/p>\n
At work: Nothing, that job’s being covered by the MP3 player on the computer<\/p>\n
2. Look in your VCR\/DVD player, is there a movie?<\/p>\n
One VCR has last night’s Junkyard Wars, to watch tonight. The other one’s empty. The set-top DVD player is empty, the DVD in the Playstation has the game Time Crisis 2 in it, and the DVD in my Mac is serving as a CD-ROM and has “American McGee’s Alice” in it. Do Rain and I have enough technology?<\/p>\n
3. If there happens to be music playing right now, what is it?<\/p>\n
The Clash, “Rock the Casbah” – heard it on the radio this morning, and had to get the MP3.<\/p>\n
4. What are you wearing?<\/p>\n
Dark marbled grey t-shirt and off-white cargo pants.<\/p>\n
5. Look down, what’s the first thing that catches your eye?<\/p>\n
Well – my keyboard (an answer I suspect is not original)<\/p>\n
6. Turn on your TV if it’s not on already, what network is on?<\/p>\n
UPN, from last night’s “Enterprise” & “Special Unit 2” – which is why we had to tape “Junkyard Wars”.<\/p>\n
7. Look out the window, what’s the weather like?<\/p>\n
Clear, bright, and chilly!<\/p>\n
8. If you were to hit redial on your phone right now, where would it call?<\/p>\n
Magic 104.9 FM – I never did win those Rod Stewart tickets \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
9. Say “hello?” out loud, did anyone answer?<\/p>\n
Yes, the salesperson behind me, but he thinks I’m weird anyway. On the other hand, he’s almost certainly going to tell me more today about killing Baal and defeating the Secret Cow Level, so who’s he to judge?<\/p>\n
10. What are you planning on doing next as soon as you get offline?<\/p>\n
Getting back to work – in this case, designing a used car ad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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