{"id":708,"date":"2007-11-28T09:02:00","date_gmt":"2007-11-28T09:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2007\/11\/28\/i-cant-drive-155\/"},"modified":"2007-11-28T09:02:00","modified_gmt":"2007-11-28T09:02:00","slug":"i-cant-drive-155","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2007\/11\/28\/i-cant-drive-155\/","title":{"rendered":"I Can&#8217;t Drive 155"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a video on the Internet of some guy taking his new Lamborghini up to two-hundred-and-some MPH on Arizona public roads. The driver insists it&#8217;s cool because his car is made for those speeds, Arizona roads are straight and well-maintained, and it&#8217;s night, so there&#8217;s no other traffic. (Except for the other traffic he had to slow down for in the video.)<\/p>\n<p>I found the video at a car enthusiast website, so of course there are plenty of comments cheering and backslapping and complimenting the guy on <strike>the size of his reproductive organ<\/strike> his vehicle and driving ability. After the irritation faded, I decided that my hope was none of these fools ever discover, in person, exactly why encouraging someone to drive >200 on a public road is a bad idea.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s a video on the Internet of some guy taking his new Lamborghini up to two-hundred-and-some MPH on Arizona public roads. The driver insists it&#8217;s cool because his car is made for those speeds, Arizona roads are straight and well-maintained, and it&#8217;s night, so there&#8217;s no other traffic. (Except for the other traffic he had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[52],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-web-video"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-bq","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}