{"id":779,"date":"2008-03-10T11:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-10T11:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2008\/03\/10\/nerf-the-knight-of-pentacles\/"},"modified":"2008-03-10T11:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-10T11:37:00","slug":"nerf-the-knight-of-pentacles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2008\/03\/10\/nerf-the-knight-of-pentacles\/","title":{"rendered":"Nerf the Knight of Pentacles!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine you have a poker deck.  But this one only has four suits numbered 2-9. That&#8217;s okay, because all the poker decks are like that. However, after you&#8217;ve played with this deck for six months, and started getting good, the poker deck manufacturers announce sealed packs of 10 cards each, with new graphic designs for the four suits. Get this &#8211; every 20th pack will have the new &#8220;10&#8221; card in it!<\/p>\n<p>If you play poker seriously, you&#8217;ll be buying at least 20 packs. Probably a lot more if you&#8217;re determined to get a &#8220;10&#8221; in each of the four suits. Hey, they&#8217;re having a special tournament in California where the winner gets a &#8220;Joker&#8221;! And there are rumors on the Web of a &#8220;Jack&#8221; coming out in six months&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This is how the Collectible Game folks make their money. (Actually, it&#8217;s how almost all modern game companies do.) And I&#8217;ve always been amused by the people who crow, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got a complete set of Kings! I am the best player!&#8221; when a) it just means you have more resources to put towards the game, and b) it&#8217;s obvious to anyone with a brain that you&#8217;ll be chasing the &#8220;Emperor&#8221; soon, and the &#8220;DemiLord&#8221; after that, etc., etc.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m also repeatedly annoyed by these gamers. The worst part is their screams of outraged entitlement when, after the fact, the game companies announce that having four Jokers turned out to be too many, and the official rules will now limit you to two; or, conversely, having a single Ace in the game wasn&#8217;t working right, and there will now be four Aces, one of each suit, making it <i>slightly<\/i> easier for players to get one. They&#8217;ll scream that the game company is spitting on all the hard work they put out to get that Ace, and that they deserve the &#8220;honor&#8221; and &#8220;prestige&#8221; of their Ace of Spades.<\/p>\n<p>Thankfully, the rest of us can just get on with our games &#8211; and since we&#8217;re not on eBay all night trying to buy an Ace for $1000, we can get out of the house more often to boot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Imagine you have a poker deck. But this one only has four suits numbered 2-9. That&#8217;s okay, because all the poker decks are like that. 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