{"id":829,"date":"2008-05-02T09:37:00","date_gmt":"2008-05-02T09:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2008\/05\/02\/the-ringtone-choir-invisible\/"},"modified":"2008-05-02T09:37:00","modified_gmt":"2008-05-02T09:37:00","slug":"the-ringtone-choir-invisible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/2008\/05\/02\/the-ringtone-choir-invisible\/","title":{"rendered":"The Ringtone Choir Invisible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cell phone is absolutely D-E-D. Dammit.<\/p>\n<p>I need to either go to the Sprint store tomorrow and get a new Motorola RAZR, or succumb to technolust, and go to the AT&#038;T store and get an iPhone. Which would cost more. But I do want one.<\/p>\n<p>Arrgh, the eternal balance of thrift and desire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cell phone is absolutely D-E-D. Dammit. I need to either go to the Sprint store tomorrow and get a new Motorola RAZR, or succumb to technolust, and go to the AT&#038;T store and get an iPhone. Which would cost more. But I do want one. Arrgh, the eternal balance of thrift and desire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[19,18],"class_list":["post-829","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","tag-apple","tag-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1xCb9-dn","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=829"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/829\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=829"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=829"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gatocasa.com\/unimat\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=829"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}