Harry Potter and the Distributed Denial-of-Service Attack<\/b><\/p>\n
Hermione: Hey, I was thinking…<\/p>\n
Ron: Not again!<\/p>\n
Hermione: (ignoring him) None of us want to say You-Know-Who’s name because he knows when you do it, right?<\/p>\n
Harry: Yes, he’s magically linked to the sound, it automatically draws his attention to you so he knows what you’re saying about him. Why?<\/p>\n
Hermione: Well, back home this summer I was reading about a website called Slashdot…<\/p>\n
Ron: What’s a ‘web site’? Not more spiders, ugh!!<\/p>\n
Harry & Hermione: (Ignoring him)<\/p>\n
One week later…<\/p>\n
“Daily Prophet” barker: EXTRA! EXTRA! Harry Potter gets entire wizarding world to say Voldemort’s name at once! Dark Wizard found dead in lair with brain cells leaking out of his ears! Read All About It!<\/p>\n
(inspired in part by the Luna-C performance at MarsCon of all seven books in 45 minutes, and by Starr)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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