Just Call Who
(to the tune of “Don’t Call Us, We’ll Call You” by Sugarloaf)
Need assistance, the human resistance
Down to our remaining few
We said “Hey, mayday, we could use a real quick rescue
“And don’t be late, they’ll exterminate,
“This Dalek battle ain’t gone great”
We heard “Don’t call us, guys, just call Who.”
(We said, say what now?)
(What’s on second, man, you know that)
Don’t call us, just call Who
Don’t call us, just call Who
We’re gonna need, some help with all speed
You sure this person’s gonna do?
These Daleks been on our cases
Since sometime around sixty-two!
We’re in a scrape, this gonna help us escape?
This Doctor with a box painted blue?
They said, “Hey don’t call us, y’all, just call Who.”
“Listen, friend, though help comes for free
“Can’t predict which face you will see, at all…
“You might get, oh, Jodie, David, or Ncuti…”
Anyway:
We dropped a dime, now we travel through time
The newest companion recruits
With a box that hides that it’s bigger inside,
And a screwdriver not just for screws
And when Dalek hordes knock at your door,
We got some advice you can use, my frood:
We’ll say, “Well you called us, now we’ll call Who.”
“Listen, friend, though help comes for free
“Can’t predict which face you will see, at all…”
Don’t call us, just call Who
Don’t call us
Don’t call us, just call Who
Don’t call us, just call Who
