Sometimes my job amuses me
Here’s the ad I’m building right now:
“Viacream is a natural topical cream for women that enhances intimacy & sexual pleasure. Call (deleted) or email to: (deleted). Please specify amount of product desired. Product will ship within one week of receipt. Mention this ad and receive free audio cassette – Screaming women don?t lie anymore. Lexxus independent distributor”
Reminds me of the job of the main character in Sabrina Online – a naive graphic artist who ended up designing boxes for porn videos. Except I’m slightly less naive. Slightly.
Heh. Sounds like a lot of the spam mail I’ve been getting lately.
Oh well — it pays your bills and you don’t have to take samples home. š