From something jdunson said
Matrix@Home – the screensaver where YOU are the OS!
Initial download free with signed slavery contract. Kung-fu package and cellphone plan sold separately. Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Monica Bellucci, and other expansions priced by customer pupil dilation.
If you would like information about adding “The One” option, please stay on the line and our agents will be with you shortly. Really.
