Another day in the Matrix
Deja Fu: The feeling that somehow, somewhere you’ve been kicked in the head like this before.
To Honore The Day
Instead of “Friends” and “Friend of” today my userinfo page says “Stalking” and “Stalked by”.
So now, for kittenchan, we will play that Clay Aiken stalking song for her. Afterwards, we’ll play “Every Breath You Take” buy The Police.
From something jdunson said
Matrix@Home – the screensaver where YOU are the OS!
Initial download free with signed slavery contract. Kung-fu package and cellphone plan sold separately. Keanu Reeves, Carrie-Anne Moss, Laurence Fishburne, Monica Bellucci, and other expansions priced by customer pupil dilation.
If you would like information about adding “The One” option, please stay on the line and our agents will be with you shortly. Really.
Because It’s Him
THE SPACE-RACE JOKE!
Youre just downright silly, but thats exactly what
everyone loves about you.
Which Eddie Izzard Joke Are You?
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Office conversation
“Microscopic bugs in your hair, mites on your skin – do you have any idea what’s in your blood?”
“Ummm… a tiny submarine carrying Raquel Welch?”
“Or worse, Chris Rock and David Hyde Pierce…”
Must be that online domination stuff
The e-mail address you have provided will only be used for as a means for of contact and verification during the fulfillment of your online order with […]. This has always been our policy as like you, we too disapprove of unsolicited e-mail abuse.
But solicited e-mail abuse is okay, right? Always good to know I can get it if I ask.
